QotD: Happy Earth Day

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[das ist gut]
I'd pee on you peeing in the ocean.
So YOU'RE the one! Top scientists have said that global warming can be linked to one person going wee in the ocean. Those melting ice caps are on you, young missy.
(2:21:19 PM) Jon: What's your problem?
(2:21:24 PM) me: what does that mean?
(2:22:13 PM) Jon: It doesn't mean anything
(2:22:15 PM) Jon: It's just funny
(2:22:24 PM) Jon: I DON'T WANT TO PEE ON YOU
(2:22:43 PM) me: It's not funny and now I'm NOT SO SURE

Our relationship could only be better if it was ENTIRELY self referential with no new material.
There are reasons I don't swim in the ocean.
only you could say it and get away with it. hehe.
People get really mad at *me* that our building at work doesn't recycle. Then they get on their plane back across the country and drive their car home.
people are fucking hypocrites. what can you do?
Isn't peeing in the ocean recycling?
..and the cig butt gets swept down a storm drain and into the ocean where a sea turtle slowly chokes to death on it as he swims through your pee...

:)

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