Things I Could Use...
(stolen from Dave)
- The skin on the top of my mouth back that I burned off with these salt and vinegar chips (it was worth it)
- My paycheck this week to be extra generous with bonus pay I wasn't expecting so I can go to the big Chinese grocery store downtown and buy the face of some animal accidentally because it was poorly translated
- Internet.com at my home or place of residence
- A manicure
- A coffee table
- Some forward momentum
- An excuse to run up my credit card at the Victoria's Secret semi-annual "sale"
- A haircut (wedge adjustment)
- Brokers to stop giving me sass
- Residents to stop giving me sass
- Clients to stop giving me sass
- Co-workers to stop giving me sass
- Friends to stop giving me sass
- Alternatively, all aforementioned groups may dish it out if they can take it
Comments
what's up with the no internet at home or place of residence!?!
Sorry, I'm premanently stuck in "sass" mode. Something to do with hitting my head as a child.
Fortunately, I can usually take it, so not much problem there.