The Language Barrier Vox 2008-07-03T19:12:08Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom tag:vox.com,2006:6p00c225277ced604a/ I hope somebody loves me when all of this is through. your friday why nots tag:vox.com,2008-07-03:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fad697285d0004 2008-07-03T16:49:05Z 2008-07-03T19:12:08Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

i guess so? king princess lord.

Why not ageist graffiti near the uptown F train? Why not a card on my first birthday present that reads, "Happy Birthday King Princess, King of the Princesses"? Why not a giant Eddie Murphy head in Times Square at 8AM?

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]]> "it's wendddddsssdayyyy" tag:vox.com,2008-06-30:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fad69612040004 2008-06-30T03:18:21Z 2008-07-02T06:15:52Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom On Wednesday I went out and ended up accidentally drinking way more than I should've and then walked home with a dead mp3 player but a fully charged phone. This was the end result. Pray for humanity.

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]]> things are shaping up to be pretty odd tag:vox.com,2008-06-16:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fad691e6090004 2008-06-16T12:56:57Z 2008-06-22T22:16:09Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

ElToro Superman-ultimate-flight20 Nitro-rollercoaster

Turns out there is a pretty affordable and reliable NJ Transit bus out of Port Authority in Manhattan to Six Flags Great Adventure, a theme park that I'd seen advertised endlessly in both the Philadelphia and New York markets but in my time living...

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]]> Things to Do tag:vox.com,2008-06-12:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fad6909a0c0004 2008-06-12T01:37:48Z 2008-06-12T14:35:48Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom clean up the kitchen mop the floor do the laundry get lettuce figure out what you're doing with your life.

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]]> Additional Workplace Insanity tag:vox.com,2008-06-04:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fa967b574c0002 2008-06-04T15:53:37Z 2008-06-06T14:23:16Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom There are no two ways about it, I love working for my DudeBoss. He's a mostly humourless, straightlaced, serious, shoot-first-ask-questions-later-three-piece-suit-every-day kind of guy. I believe he was a mechanical engineer by trade, and if you...

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]]> Tweets for Today tag:vox.com,2008-06-01:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fae8bebde4000b 2008-06-01T05:04:11Z 2008-06-01T05:04:11Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom 09:11 I had a dream about you last night. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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]]> Happy One Year Anniversary! tag:vox.com,2008-05-29:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fae8be0b1b000b 2008-05-29T19:56:13Z 2008-05-31T22:18:04Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

Anteater-1

Shit boy. I just realized exactly one year ago today I moved from my lovely 4th floor garden apartment in Fairfax, VA to my Upper West Side apartment in Manhattan. It was hot that day, the movers were incredibly quick, and opening the door to th...

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]]> Gabe Visits; Has a Better Camera Than I Do tag:vox.com,2008-05-25:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fae8bc78a3000b 2008-05-25T01:07:09Z 2008-05-27T15:26:23Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

CIMG0015 CIMG0016 CIMG0020 CIMG0023 CIMG0026 CIMG0028 CIMG0029 CIMG0031 CIMG0033 smugllllyyyy i fail at taking pictures; win at me gabe hates this CIMG0038 CIMG0035 why not an eagle devouring a ram? ghostbusters...maybe? castle or mini golf course? damned woman too snarky; i still laughed. fuck. the arbitrary perfectionist

Gabe has the distinction of being one of my best friends, um, mostly due to the fact that we operate on the same level of limited sanity, his uncanny ability to verbalize and characterize all of my neurosis and a shared love/hate of Kanye West. H...

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]]> holiday weekend, suckers tag:vox.com,2008-05-23:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00fad689b29f0005 2008-05-23T14:59:33Z 2008-05-23T20:34:40Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom I somehow managed to fix the document feeder on our new printer by removing a piece of hardware that was CLEARLY supposed to be there. I expect this to bite me in the ass sometime in the next 6 months when the thing catches on fire and I have voi...

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]]> this is a song about mellons (obscure?) tag:vox.com,2008-05-10:asset-6a00c225277ced604a00f48d15625d0001 2008-05-10T13:13:17Z 2008-05-21T01:12:21Z Charlie 5-0 http://reversevampire.vox.com/?_c=feed-atom

12 - Panic At The Disco - Folkin' Around

You've never been so divine In accepting your defeat And I've never been more scared to be alone If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep Then I'm putting out the lantern Find your own way back home

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