The Language Barrier

your friday why nots

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:49:05 -0400

Why not ageist graffiti near the uptown F train? Why not a card on my first birthday present that reads, "Happy Birthday King Princess, King of the Princesses"? Why not a giant Eddie Murphy head in Times Square at 8AM?

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"it's wendddddsssdayyyy"

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:18:21 -0400

On Wednesday I went out and ended up accidentally drinking way more than I should've and then walked home with a dead mp3 player but a fully charged phone. This was the end result. Pray for humanity.

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things are shaping up to be pretty odd

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:56:57 -0400

Turns out there is a pretty affordable and reliable NJ Transit bus out of Port Authority in Manhattan to Six Flags Great Adventure, a theme park that I'd seen advertised endlessly in both the Philadelphia and New York markets but in my time living...

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Things to Do

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:37:48 -0400

clean up the kitchen mop the floor do the laundry get lettuce figure out what you're doing with your life.

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Additional Workplace Insanity

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:53:37 -0400

There are no two ways about it, I love working for my DudeBoss. He's a mostly humourless, straightlaced, serious, shoot-first-ask-questions-later-three-piece-suit-every-day kind of guy. I believe he was a mechanical engineer by trade, and if you...

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Tweets for Today

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 01:04:11 -0400

09:11 I had a dream about you last night. # Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

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Happy One Year Anniversary!

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Thu, 29 May 2008 15:56:13 -0400

Shit boy. I just realized exactly one year ago today I moved from my lovely 4th floor garden apartment in Fairfax, VA to my Upper West Side apartment in Manhattan. It was hot that day, the movers were incredibly quick, and opening the door to th...

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Gabe Visits; Has a Better Camera Than I Do

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Sat, 24 May 2008 21:07:09 -0400

Gabe has the distinction of being one of my best friends, um, mostly due to the fact that we operate on the same level of limited sanity, his uncanny ability to verbalize and characterize all of my neurosis and a shared love/hate of Kanye West. H...

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holiday weekend, suckers

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Fri, 23 May 2008 10:59:33 -0400

I somehow managed to fix the document feeder on our new printer by removing a piece of hardware that was CLEARLY supposed to be there. I expect this to bite me in the ass sometime in the next 6 months when the thing catches on fire and I have voi...

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this is a song about mellons (obscure?)

nobody@vox.com(Charlie 5-0) — Sat, 10 May 2008 09:13:17 -0400

You've never been so divine In accepting your defeat And I've never been more scared to be alone If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep Then I'm putting out the lantern Find your own way back home

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