2 posts tagged “work”
The other day Keysha asked me why when I triumphantly shred a document or crumple up some paper or otherwise engage in acts of small scale office supply destruction, I tend to yell "ENTROPY IS ALWAYS INCREASING!"
For the life of me I couldn't remember. This morning during our staff meeting I finally did.
Or, Reasons My Life Is Absurd.
Step 1: Open up a new box and subsequently steal a packet of your roommate's instant blueberry oatmeal.
Step 2: Feel a little guilty about opening up the box, but disregard this because of the anticipation of the delicious, delicious artifically flavoured blueberry goodness to come.
Step 3: Get to work and realize you have no bowls for microwaving or measuring cups for the water. Parcel out the packet of dry stuff into two small cups from the water cooler.
Step 4: Add water to each cup cautiously until oatmeal is covered but not totally saturated.
Step 5: Microwave. When you remove them, one will be too dry, the other will be too watery and look like gruel. Mix them together for ying and yang effect.
Step 6: Realize you are out of spoons. Proceed to shovel into face with plastic knife.
Ta da!
